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We have to increase the VAT….aha hari ok…I understanding…VAT 69…noh…ok ok….

හිනාවෙන්න කියවන්න !

කතාව – බදු වැඩිවන බව දැන ගත්තෙ පත්තරෙන් – ජනතාවට බදු පටවන්න ආවොත් රනිල් ගෙදර යවනවා – ජනපති සිරිසේන

…..Cabinet Meeting…..

Guys….this is what really happened at the Cabinet meeting.

Ranil : We have to increase the VAT.

Sira : What VAT……aha hari ok…I understanding…VAT 69…noh…ok ok….I drinking plain tea…ok ok…..No problem….INGRISH….?

Ranil : I mean we have to INCREASE……

Sira : Ranil Sir…you thinking I not understand Ingrish…..I know very well.

Ranil : Whatever….

Sira : Yes….all INGRISH drinks…vaaaary bad…..Local badu good….Like my baduwa Vijayakala.

Ranil : This idiot doesnt understand a damned thing….lets move on.

Sira : Ranil Sir what the kasu kusu…..I President or not?

Ranil : Yes…you are.

Sira : Come like that…….News people waiting to making joke about me.

Ranil : So, you agree to increasing the VAT?

Sira : ow ow I full support……INGRISH VAT 69 vaaaary bad.

Next day……Sira is reading Dinamina…

Sira : Menikeeeeeeee……me balannako aney…me Ranila Badhu wedi karala…….mata kiyuwewath nehe ne…..Aiyo mama kohomada gamata yanne….aiyo…..kadawule.(මැණිකේ …මේ බලන්නකෝ අනේ….මේ රනිල් බදු වැඩිකරලා..මට කිව්වේවත් නෑ….. අයියෝ….මම කොහොමද ගමට යන්නේ …අයියෝ …kadawule)

Menike : Kadawule…….thamuse Demalenma needa kathaawa then…..Yanawa yanna Yaaaapaneta…..ara Vijayakala balaagena ethi…..thamuse Polonnaru gihilla hamaaarai…..(kadawule…තමුසේ දෙමළ නෙද කතා කරන්නේ යනවා යන්න යාපනයට…..අර විජයකලා බලාගෙන ඇති …..තමුසේ පොලොන්නරුවේ ගිහින් හමාරයි…)

Sira : Aiyo Saaaami….ooookata kossen gahanna oneyda?(අයියෝ සාමී……ඔකට කොස්සේන් ගහන්න ඔනෑද…..)

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